what-is-aiir:
tetrozone:
freezer you need to chill out
humour blog - follow
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lolsomeone-actually:
pinkrangerwasa:
binbons:
robgonemild:
your-nibs:
castiel-winchesterr:
mrsfigscats:
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
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TYPE YOUR NAME:
matthew
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TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:
matthew
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TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:
matthew
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TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:
matthewe
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:
About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
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napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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jelek-bebek:
nzafro:
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
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i-like-pigeons:
soundlyawake:
johnman:
tessanetting:
DEAD.
Can’t stop laughing
I was listening to this when my brother walked in, scared the shit out of me, and said “WTF are you listening to?”
omglsadlaksasfjkhds
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